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Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. It also suggests, by behaving raucously, loudly and generally being the life-and-soul, people will think you're so obnoxious, you can't not have been invited.
Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. In "Wedding Crashers", John Beckwith (Wilson) and Jeremy Klein (Vaughn), are a pair of divorce mediators whose passion in life is sneaking into weddings to take advantage of the free food.. They have a strict 'crashers rulebook', which dictates the etiquette of the pick-up, such as 'never use your real name'.
Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact.
Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max.
Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay, but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
The Rules of Wedding Crashing: Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.